Saturday, 23 November 2013

Sardar Jokes

Sardar Jokes

sardar jokes


America di Capital
Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…
Banta: Par kyun???
Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..


Sardar and Loin

2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..


What is Adult jOKE

Sardarji was asked,

what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.


Padosi

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)


X-Ray
Sardar said to doctor: Pure jism main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"


Sardar and Wife
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->


Dog
Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him" y r u standing here". Sardar ji bole "sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon." wife : "to jaao na!" sardar ji : "kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hai!"

santa banta

Sugar Test
Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

Sardars and Scooters
Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

Side Effects
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
santa banta.

Friday, 22 November 2013

Download Android 4.4 Kitkat Launcher, keyboard, Hangouts, camera Apk & wallpapers....

Download Android 4.4 Kitkat Launcher, keyboard, Hangouts, camera Apk & wallpapers

Google has just announced it’s newest version of the Android OS named as Kitakat (Android 4.4). The latest version of the OS comes with plenty of new features such as : The new Google Experience Launcher, messaging now integrated right in Hangouts app, new camera app, full screen wallpaper and many more.
The new Google Experience Launcher in Android 4.4 KitKat offers a lot of new features over the previous version of default android launcher. For example, users now can launch Google Now with a simply swipe gesture on the home screen. User also now has the ability to do voice search by just simply speaking out “OK, Google”,  Ok, Google command works only from the homescreen. The new launcher also got new color scheme, flatter icons. Google has claimed that Google Now is more accurate by 25% than the previous version with more voice responses. The new version of Hangouts integrates your IM, text and MMS messages together in single threads(that is really cool).
If you are fancy to try all these new features on your current android devices then you are in the right place. As there is a good android community and a bunch of dedicated android developer live out there, we always get the chance to enjoy new features as soon as it arrives. This time again, the APKS form the latest Android 4.4 are available to download and install. Simply follow the links below to Download them. If you are sporting a device similar to Nexus 5 specs then download following three APKs to try out the New Google Now with new Google Home...
Note: Goggle home will work only if you also install Google Search(Velvet).
If you had any problem feel free to Mail me or add as friend on my facebook account. Thanks